#1. It made me kill people. #2. It tortured the people it didn’t kill. #3. After it took control of the Oni, it said “There’s been a change in ownership” when “There’s been a change in Oni-ship” was literally right there! #4. It completely unravelled my brain. #5. It tried to get me to gut myself. #6.-
Derek: Wait, hold on. Why did the “Oni-ship” thing make it so far up on that list?
I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we’re doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15€ plús tip to lose all fear of death.
Having lived in Bucharest I can tell you he would have done that even with out you asking
